NUSWhispers – Confession #10245

Hi all! Just wanted to share a vital top 10 bowel movement list that I have garnered from my experience of 4 years in NUS. Points that I took into account were comfort, privacy, convenience and cleanliness (primarily the availability of the water hose/"Bum Gun" in each cubicle). I also disregarded the douchebaggery associated with using wheelchair cubicles. Because we're all guilty of it anyway. This list is not meant to be comprehensive or exhaustive! It is just my opinion. I don't travel around NUS taking a dump in each and every toilet, so if someone has discovered a new area of latrine paradise, feel free to share it! :) (or keep it secret to yourself, your own private dump haven) Top 10 list of places to commence bowel movements (take a dump) in NUS for students - Male-version! 1. Med Library wheelchair toilet - 10/10 - This one takes the cake. By far. Air conditioned. New. Superbly clean. Nice. Like hotel toilet. Bum gun included. 2. Utown Swimming pool toilet - 9/10 - Nice. Spacious. Quiet. Private. Away from shower cubicles, so ground area is dry. New fangled water gun thingy attached to toilet bowl. Fancy. Showers just nearby if kena major diarrhoea disaster. - But if every time tap card just to go in and pang sai maybe lifeguard might suspect something. Although nothing wrong with it. 3. Mochtar Riady 2nd floor wheelchair toilet - 9/10 - Very nice. Air conditioned. Comparable to Med Lib toilet, just not as new and marginally dirtier. Can't remember if there is a Bum Gun present. Will list as no. 2 if there is one. - However not conveniently located for most students 4. Utown Toilets behind Koufu - 8/10 - Very big toilet. Spacious. Usually cool. High volume of traffic. But big enough to negate it due to urinals being separated from cubicles. Bum Guns present. 5. Utown SRC 1st floor toilets opposite rock-climbing wall - 7.5-8/10 - Super private. Super big toilet. Almost always empty. Can yolo and play videos out loud on phone while doing it. Above average cleanliness. Select cubicles have water guns attached to toilet bowl. 6. Utown ERC 2nd floor wheelchair toilets 7.5/10 - Spacious. Bum gun present. Not very private though, high traffic of people. Probability of being spotted going in quite high, confirm kena judging looks. Door locks on some somewhat faulty. Passable cleanliness. Floor sometimes can be very wet. On hot days can be quite warm inside. 7. NUS Museum Toilet - 7.5/10 - Clearly not convenient. But free entry. And VERY private. Nice. Clean. Relatively new. Very low levels of human traffic. Perpetually cool. But no Bum Gun. 8. Central Library Toilet - 7/10 - Not too bad. Somewhat air conditioned, if not perpetually cool. Male toilet is literally a "chocolate cake factory" though. Cubicles usually always occupied. Convenient when studying. No bum gun :( 9. Science Library Toilet - 7/10 - Nice. Quiet. Secluded. Moderate people traffic. Usually cool. But quite small compared to other library toilets. No Bum Gun :( 10. Temasek Hall Toilets (Sorry TH! Love the hall though :) ). - 1-2/10 - These are like..the worst toilets in school. To do anything. Very old. Dirty (not cleaners fault, just years of grime build-up). Not well ventilated. Cockroaches a common visitor. BIG cockroaches. Dilapidated. Idea of Bum Gun not even conceived yet when these were built. Don't think I was born yet either. - Close fight with SRC toilets for which is worse. But from my experience SRC toilets not as many roaches. Hope this list helped you to make the right choice! Heath is very important for studying, so make sure to clear your bowels regularly :). p.s. Perhaps someone can make a list for girls. And completely soil your female dignity in the process.